Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.Tumblr (3.0; @themyriadcreatures)http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo6l14CLAb1qltig3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jellybabiesandjammiedodgers.tumblr.com/post/52679342526/astrolatry-beatle-wholigan-cow" target="_blank">jellybabiesandjammiedodgers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://astrolatry.tumblr.com/post/36630607431/beatle-wholigan-cow-petetownscrooge" target="_blank">astrolatry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beatle-wholigan-cow.tumblr.com/post/36626967285/petetownscrooge-queenestelle" target="_blank"><span class="GingerNoCheckStart"></span>beatle-wholigan-cow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://petetownscrooge.tumblr.com/post/36626753085/queenestelle-love-tastes-like-lemon-juice" target="_blank">petetownscrooge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queenestelle.tumblr.com/post/36626521149/love-tastes-like-lemon-juice" target="_blank">queenestelle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://love-tastes-like-lemon-juice.tumblr.com/post/36626116830/nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic-jacobnate" target="_blank">love-tastes-like-lemon-juice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic.tumblr.com/post/36624561493/jacobnate-ohsonglion-omg-barbie-you-left" target="_blank">nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jacobnate.tumblr.com/post/36607461062/ohsonglion-omg-barbie-you-left-the-seat-up" target="_blank">jacobnate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohsonglion.tumblr.com/post/36607074222/omg-barbie-you-left-the-seat-up-jesus-barbie" target="_blank">ohsonglion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>omg Barbie you left the seat up</p> </blockquote> <p>JESUS BARBIE.</p> <p>Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them! </p> <p>Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/</p> </blockquote> <p>BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??</p> <p>hey… i didnt notice… <strong><big>HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </big></strong></p> <p><strong>You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!</strong></p> <p><strong><br/></strong>what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!</p> </blockquote> <p>And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!</p> </blockquote> <p>omg Barbie pink and brown really<br/><br/>you are supposed to be a fashion icon </p> </blockquote> <p>Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE</p> </blockquote> <p>Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue</p> </blockquote> <p><span class="GingerNoCheckEnd"></span><span class="GRSpellingCorrect" id="GRmark_79e359c0921766b8c9ad610bdf8aa697ac388426_is:0">is</span> no one going to acknowledge that <span class="GRSpellingCorrect" id="GRmark_79e359c0921766b8c9ad610bdf8aa697ac388426_shes:1">shes</span> <em>preparing food in her bathroom</em></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6609203b8558041974bef76eb0e6de9d/tumblr_inline_mo7kj6YcSG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/52773042828http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/52773042828Wed, 12 Jun 2013 08:16:38 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3dc15cb171c66c3a73d6695f46e0f7fd/tumblr_mnae9ew71q1qzcv7no1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/52623005373http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/52623005373Mon, 10 Jun 2013 14:40:07 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/256d866de138575ec824dfb6e765a5ed/tumblr_mo6btimdgk1susczgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Okay, triest moment, maar ik moet er toch stiekem om lachen … </p>http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/52620962546http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/52620962546Mon, 10 Jun 2013 13:43:04 +0200spatialsoloist: It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard...http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/52574039098http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/52574039098Sun, 09 Jun 2013 23:20:47 +0200yzma: kelly rowland texting her boyfriend via microsoft excel and then getting annoyed when he...http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/52528795777http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/52528795777Sun, 09 Jun 2013 10:05:41 +0200<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0OFXL0jIMR4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>QI - Accents</p>http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/52367609911http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/52367609911Fri, 07 Jun 2013 10:18:29 +0200<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0o_5ZFt7U38?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Ibis snuggling bunnies (en <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROp0EVWIi2s" target="_blank">Behind the scenes</a>)</p> <p>Je voelt de stress gewoon wegglijden … </p>http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/52366809088http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/52366809088Fri, 07 Jun 2013 09:52:57 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d04bd2893b28cc98a372edd03ab371d2/tumblr_mnwv2rEWDm1qjqzoeo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea86534f4e58f31ed762bbc2e6267f71/tumblr_mnwv2rEWDm1qjqzoeo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7dea3cbbc22ef00a7d66f8ede997a8c6/tumblr_mnwv2rEWDm1qjqzoeo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a47e7dd5ae57b10d0de38e8bc4a8bc6/tumblr_mnwv2rEWDm1qjqzoeo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c7bc6cebf6563e9f8d45a80d5632e6b1/tumblr_mnwv2rEWDm1qjqzoeo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>:D</p>http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/52245586398http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/52245586398Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:01:43 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42bd4d0d0f23392539603ead1e569527/tumblr_mmiuur2sEx1sn75h6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/51967879285/awwww-cute-one-of-my-friends-got-chased-by" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awwww-cute.tumblr.com/post/50103875125/one-of-my-friends-got-chased-by-little-piggies" target="_blank">awwww-cute</a>:</p> <p>One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride</p> <p>this is the opposite of a problem</p> </blockquote>http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51993866459http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51993866459Sun, 02 Jun 2013 21:54:08 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/559faa68abb4ab1fbd76b5ab975df289/tumblr_mnpwfhBJc01rjcfxro1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://westwhim.com/post/51981884247/show-me-the-car-fax" target="_blank">marjoree</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>C<span>at sends an urgent fax. </span><span>[</span><em><a href="http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2013/05/cat-attacks-printer.html" target="_blank">original video</a></em><span>]</span></p> </blockquote> <p>(via <em><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/51882454067/show-me-the-car-fax" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a></em>)</p> </blockquote> <p>:D</p>http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51993797961http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51993797961Sun, 02 Jun 2013 21:53:16 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a87c54699880cd3558ef686793816872/tumblr_mmuiqm82hA1rre6yxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Doet me denken aan David Mitchells stukje over ‘poor customer service’: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LiDTKEF1ek</p>http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51878431151http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51878431151Sat, 01 Jun 2013 14:53:09 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0d1f4655c524ed8a2a0f2671aecb8f4/tumblr_mnoiqpVHBO1qz6i2so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ik draag nooit donkere nagellak, maar om het toch maar eens te proberen ben ik voor Dark Knight van Catrice gegaan. Erg mooie kleur paars, maar niet heel dekkend en blijft ook niet heel goed zitten bij 1 laag. </p> <p>(Foto: <a href="http://www.the-crumpet.com" target="_blank">www.the-crumpet.com</a>)</p>http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51824328246http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51824328246Fri, 31 May 2013 22:11:13 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad71ef28f07aae20d43507bf9b344f72/tumblr_mn9k6gIVSk1rqe52oo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/350c81d9ceafb56233974a4d6c2bfaba/tumblr_mn9k6gIVSk1rqe52oo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4416290ef72e7f042281e5128c1caa3/tumblr_mn9k6gIVSk1rqe52oo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a94cb2a0e1f75b26c82341987704ac71/tumblr_mn9k6gIVSk1rqe52oo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://orangemuses.tumblr.com/post/51744068887/theworldhereinmymind-game-of-thrones-90s-era-by" target="_blank">orangemuses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theworldhereinmymind.tumblr.com/post/51160998835/game-of-thrones-90s-era-by-mike-wrobel" target="_blank">theworldhereinmymind</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Game of Thrones 90s era by Mike Wrobel</p> </blockquote> <p>holy SHIT wooooahhhh</p> </blockquote>http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51789309433http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51789309433Fri, 31 May 2013 09:10:03 +0200noire-pandora: I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still...http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51720023186http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51720023186Thu, 30 May 2013 14:31:51 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06b3aae160a6efce6d84f2be75c06f05/tumblr_mnkb6kICPZ1qz6i2so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51651525726http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51651525726Wed, 29 May 2013 19:00:26 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd687e3babda4327be82520c34b89aa7/tumblr_mnkb4lblr81qz6i2so1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Het is dat wij geen rode auto hebben, maar anders zou ik het zo kunnen zijn. Grootste irritatie in de auto ooit … </p>http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51649855310http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51649855310Wed, 29 May 2013 18:30:26 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/49ee9bc69136248a77a9b1479856f1b0/tumblr_mh35biBCRp1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://newtitties.tumblr.com/post/41353826610/tardismyoldgirl-are-we-just-not-gonna-talk" target="_blank">newtitties</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tardismyoldgirl.tumblr.com/post/41315819417/are-we-just-not-gonna-talk-about-how-the-second" target="_blank">tardismyoldgirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating?</p> </blockquote> <p>that’s the power of the gay</p> </blockquote>http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51563290188http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51563290188Tue, 28 May 2013 17:25:23 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/77927f3c15aae7d17cb1035daf672cd8/tumblr_mm7yvvsq8c1so58mbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51551283285http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51551283285Tue, 28 May 2013 12:42:14 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/72681bd13c9a7c918ddc6b6db738bd45/tumblr_mnbp4n7snu1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51380522438http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51380522438Sun, 26 May 2013 12:47:13 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meo4fjk8qE1qewacoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Ik zit hier echt veel harder om te lachen dan acceptabel is … Ik geef de schuld aan het troosteloze weer. </p>http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51151615022http://themyriadcreatures.tumblr.com/post/51151615022Thu, 23 May 2013 17:24:08 +0200