The Myriad Creatures
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
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Post reblogged from albertina rizzo
*Fact #2: A female ferret can die if she goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
I’ve been on Ferret Nerve.com and it is scary.
*Fact #21: A turtle can breathe through its butt.
Turtle #1: “Hey, can I have a drag of your cigarette?”
Turtle #2: “Depends”
*Fact #73: Sharks are immune to cancer.
Yeah, but leave those assholes in fresh air for more than an hour and who’s laughing now.
*Fact #307: Pigs can become alcoholics.
They can’t text though, so they’re all good. -
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